Are You Seriously Allergic To Your Own Pet?

Pet Allergies

Well, it goes without saying that perhaps two of the most allergic pets known to man are the dog and the cat. I’m a pet lover and I know for a fact that my blood pressure is down because of owning two pets, a cat and a dog. Not only do they make us get up in the middle of a snow storm to make us take them for a walk but the countless hours that they’ve spent playing and cuddling with us. In a word: Priceless!

If you just snuggle up for a moment with your favorite pet and this causes sneezing, eyes watering to even hives, then please don’t give away that pet. You’ve got to imagine how confused he or she must be after just being introduced to this wonderful family and being rejected again. Well, we’re here to tell you that there is something else.

It doesn’t seem to matter where you are, this type of allergy symptom exists everywhere. So, the good news is that you’re not alone in this battle and the bad news??? Well, let’s just say that we can work on the bad news!

It can affect older adults, adults, teenagers and even young children. Yes, that means everyone! Including me and you. Yes you!

This is what we do to clear someone from their pet allergy. You basically have to dip your head into the toilet bowl and hold your breath in for five minutes. Any shorter an amount of time means that you’d have to do it all over again. Oh, and the toilet bowl must be full of urine from six days ago.

Ummm… If you’re thinking there’s no way I’m going to do that, then you’re right. There’s no way I would ask of you to do that! It’s just my sick attempt at humor. I know, I know… You can get even with me later (much later).

OK… Here is what you really have to do. You take a sample of the hair or fur by brushing the upper back, above the butt-end and underneath the belly. This is placed inside a zipper bag. You should have collected approximately a “25 cent piece” of hair or fur samples. You can separate the cat from the dog if they own multiple of each, otherwise, store them all, cats for example, inside of one bag. At the same time, it will be placed on the machine a sample of your actual dog or cat fur or hair. Now, you are finally able to be re-balanced.

Unlike foods or seasonal allergies, the procedure of eliminating any dog usually requires 2-3 sessions. For cats, it’s even worse, it will require 3-4 sessions. But once the allergy is removed it’s either removed from 3-5 years or permanently!

Why 2-3 sessions for dogs and 3-4 sessions for cats? I don’t know. That’s just what has been found. But wouldn’t you rather be cleared from the dog or cat allergy rather than have it persist on?